i am me

it completely SUCKS to be a woman.

i repeat.

it SUCKS!

seriously.

i was walking and shopping at Petaling Street the other day with my mum and after a whole afternoon of walking and sweating and bargaining and brushing and bumping into smelly, sweaty, disgustingly ugly people, we went home. and in the car, mum said this..

"looks like it's going to pour eh? ah....can go home and rest and have ONE pineapple tart."

rewind.

ONE PINEAPPLE TART.

i looked at her and said,

"it sucks being a woman huh?"

and she nodded her head sadly.

it's so completely sad what we women have to go through.

first, there's the whole body image thing. ok, i know that we shouldn't conform and be happy they way we are because we're all made differently and in the image of God, but then again. do you think God would look like a fat blimp, the size of Australia? i mean, hello?

ok, i'm sounding waaaaaaaay too bimbotic for my liking.

but really, to maintain appearances, we women go through all sorts of shit to look good. we diet, we exercise, (and if you're anything like me, it doesn't help. at all.), we squeeze ourselves into really tight clothes that are supposedly 'in fashion', we do our hair, we buy ridiculously high shoes, (but that's a plus, and a priviledge, of course), and the most suckiest of all, we get period cramps, hot flashes, mood swings and pimple breakouts.

sigh...

you can tell by now, that i'm not a happy camper.

i've got cramps.

both in my tummy and in my mood.

i made fajitas tonight. beef and chicken, so that my sisters who are really picky eaters could have a choice. and stupid me, didn't check the nutrition information until AFTER i ate 1 and a half pieces of tortilla bread. it's SUPER DUPER HIGH IN CARBO! crap.

i also made tuna potato salad and stuffed mushrooms.

so, i'm off now to exercise my butt off. literally. it's growing to size of the whole american continent.